Newsletter 11 – November
/ December 2006

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Feel free
to email me, any dive reports (even if it is Stoney Cove), event info / reports
etc and I’ll include in the newsletter. Even if you have done some holiday dives
abroad let me have some brief information - where you’ve been, where you dived,
what you saw. Just an overall impression would be good as it might help other
club members have ‘sneaky’ dives when on a family or romantic holiday!
Cheers
Diver Dicky
Hopefully
you all had a nice Christmas and got loads of new kit to try out this year.

Dive reports - There’s been no club dives in the
last couple of months and I’ve not had any information about any training dives
etc so nothing much to report. I’ve
therefore included an excerpt from a trip which 6 of us were on to Hurghada,
partly because it was amusing and partly because it involves Julie’s torch and
the useful rescue skills learned with the club.
Dive Holiday Report – Hurghada - Egypt /Red Sea 13/10/06 - Wreck of the Thistlegorm
The third (and eventful) day involved
being up at 3.30am and then a 5 hour chug up the Gulf of Aquaba.
The first dive on one of the best
wrecks in the world was spent on the outside – down to the ‘bombed’ out area and
around the stern via the locomotive off to one side pausing at the huge
propeller. Then up onto the deck with the second locomotive and oil tanker.
There was also an armoured personnel carrier, ammunition boxes, shells and army
boots – tons to see. There’s was quite
a lot of life with some very sizeable fish (batfish, wrasse) – even ‘Nemo’ was
spotted. Depth was around the 30m mark.
The second ‘penetration’ dive was into
the holds where you find the big army trucks and BSA motorcycles – racks of
them. You can just about sit on them,
café racer style, and pose for a photo.
The tyres on both the lorries and bikes are still intact and there are
still a few panes of glass in the truck windows. It is dark in places but there is enough natural light filtering
through. There are lots of lionfish on
this wreck and there was even a moray eel out in the open. A fab wreck
penetration dive but we ended up with loads of deco time (mainly because of the
short surface interval). Depth was
around 25m.
Then there was the long 5 hour journey
back to port. We left around 1.30pm and
it was a race against time as the boat had no lights. A 5 hour plus steam with
about 4 hours of daylight left. Er now is it me or does 5 into 4 not go. Bizarrely
the captain even borrowed a diver’s compass – ‘er try heading south’ we
cried. The signs were there when whilst
manoeuvring above the Thistlegorm, the skipper played bumper boats with a live
aboard and came off worst with chunks of wood ripped off the side rails and the
stanchion holding up the sun deck, which we were all sitting on.
After 4 hours we were offshore of Hurghada
in darkness ‘racing’ back to port at a heady 7 knots or so. We were on the sun
deck gazing up at the stars. No cabin
lights, no running lights, and no moon to guide us – ‘Columbus style’ back to a
safe haven’. No problem these skippers know these waters like the back of their
hand – don’t they? Another warning sign…..er didn’t we hug the coastline a bit
closer on the way out this morning?
All of a sudden the engine pitch
changed, it burst into life, a deep roar above the er talk of the first cold
beer to be had after a memorable days diving and why helicopters don’t have
ejector seats. The boat shuddered and
I remember thinking I’m sure they don’t have icebergs in Egypt.
I now know what Egyptian is for
‘chuck it in reverse’ and ‘oh b*ll*cks who put that there’. Despite a brave but futile last ditch
attempt to avoid the inevitable, the boat pitched first skywards and then
listed to one side. We were now
shipwrecked on a reef miles from land (and the all inclusive bar) in shark
infested, ink black, waters (ok Nemo infested), the lights of Hurghada
twinkling, teasingly in the distance.
The boat settled and the captain
thrust the engines in reverse in the vain hope we had only ‘kissed’ the reef.
No joy, as we were stuck fast and we were not going anywhere for the
foreseeable. Fortunately we could see the bottom of the sea bed and the reef. Night
dive anyone?
Not to worry get on the radio, call
another boat, call the coastguard, send up some flares, man the lifeboats and
abandon ship. Panic spread like wild fire and the dive guide confirmed our
worst fears - we were not going to make dinner. Oh and there was no radio, no flares, no lifeboats, no contingency
plan. So no emergency equipment then skipper, and what do you mean ‘who the
hell are the RNLI’?
The signs were not good when the
skipper jumped overboard – oh no it’s ok, he’s just checking the hull for
damage. Then some good news there was no water coming into the hull in the
engine room. Hurrah!
The Al’s tours rep – er Alan,
quickly took control of the situation.
In typical British style we started to sing songs to keep our spirits
high – (we didn’t really but we could have). Then it dawned on us – we could
try signalling to other dive boats, which we could see in the distance. Now what is Egyptian for . .
. - - - . . . ? Do they have
Morse code in Egypt?

Julie and her
magic torch!
Regular readers of the HSD
newsletter will know that torches tend to get a regular mention. But on this
occasion a UK D800 sunlight saved the day.
And it was with immense pleasure and annoying smugness that Julie
pointed out that it was her torch, for which she outbid me on Ebay, which saved
our lives, combined with Spikey’s backside (I still think she paid over the
odds).
A call was made to the dive centre
and another dive boat was despatched to rescue us. We were told to wave torches to signal our whereabouts. We had tried signalling to the other dive
boats but to no avail. Just to
complicate matters further the crew and dive guide didn’t really know where
‘port’ was or even where the dive boat was coming from. An estimated 15 minutes
away turned into about 1 hour. Even we knew the dive centre was more than 15
minutes away. The dive guides were
aimlessly waving torches in all directions hoping that the rescue dive boat
would spot us. There were many flaws in
their actions as we found out later.
Well thanks to our superior BSAC
knowledge the D8 was swung in huge arcs – the sign of distress – the 12.00am
all inclusive deadline was rapidly approaching. Spikey then had a brainwave – if there is no full moon to guide
the rescue vehicle – create you own! He
promptly dropped his shorts and faced
away from the land. The D8 was shone
on the bronze Adonis’s’ ‘moon’ and immediately the entire bay illuminated - a
beacon of hope. Now if he hadn’t used
P20 sun tan enhancer he could have stripped naked and his white body would have
lit up the whole of Egypt. Had they seen us? A few minutes passed but alas
still no dive boat.
Finally we saw a chink of light when
they were almost upon us. I should also
mention that the second dive boat also had no running lights! But at least they
had a small cabin light. We were saved.
Hooray!
A line was thrown over and with the
awesome power of 2 mighty 5hp engines and 10 minutes of tugging, the reef
finally released us from it’s menacing vice like grip. Both boats then chugged
carefully back to port. And then we realised why it was so difficult to see us
- a huge ½ km long island, had hidden us from the view of the rescue boat. The
skipper had been heading straight for it even before we had hit the reef! He
was on totally the wrong course! We did make it back in time for a few all
inclusive beers.
Other news
Sunday nights - As you may have noticed the pool
bar is always shut but some of us still nip over the Kings Head (Town Centre)
for a few drinks from around 9.30 onwards. Everyone welcome and we don’t just talk about diving! This is a chance for some of the newer
members to get to know us old timers.
Sat 9th December - A Christmas party was held at the Railway Hotel pub Hornchurch – a
very successful evening. There was
going to be a presentation of awards recognising diving qualifications gained
within the last year but this will now occur at the clubs AGM on Thursday 18 January 2007 at 8.00pm in the Railway Hotel,
Hornchurch (near the station). This is
your chance to air your views and help make YOUR club better.
Sunday pool night – we hope to restart Octopush on
a monthly basis (probably the first Sunday of the month) – if you have never
played before it is like under water ice hockey with a puck and a ‘shover’ and 2
teams try to score goals. Ideally you
need at least 10 people in the water so if you don’t want to go swimming or
don’t need to try your kit out or want a break from training, come on down for
some exercise and some fun. Hopefully
this will be arranged so that training does not occur at the same time so you
do not miss anything. You need swimming cozzie, mask, snorkel, fins and it is
wise to wear gloves.
2007 Diving –Roll on
the Spring!!
PUT THESE
DATES IN YOUR DIARY / PDA NOW!!!!!! WEEKENDS ARE NOW OPEN

May 12 Littlehampton (Michelle
Mary) DIVE
OPENS 15th April
June 2
/3 Weymouth (unknown) DIVE OPENS 1st January
The big ‘Cat’ has been sold and
this will now be on the new boat which is a live aboard
June 17 Eastbourne (Sussex) DIVE OPENS 20th May
July 21 / 22 Lyme Regis (Blue
Turtle) DIVE OPENS 1st January
The Locations Officer says this
will be the last Lyme for a while, will look for an alternative site for 2008
August 19
Eastbourne (Sussex) DIVE OPENS 15th July
September 7/8/9 Farne Islands (Newcastle) Farnes Diver DIVE OPENS 1st January
The club have only been here once in
the last 4/5 years and if you want to experience seals, seals and more seals
then this is the one for you. The seal pups will tug at your fins whilst you
are swimming along and get really close to you. I spent about 10 minutes
sitting on a rock on one dive playfully wrestling my fins from a seal’s fins. Yes they can be annoying but they are so
cute.
2005/2006 Qualifications -
Certificates will be presented at the AGM
Open Water Instructor - Dave the Dog, Tim Ahern
Advanced Diver - Gary Neal, Terry
Rogers
Assistant Instructor - Gary Neal,
Terry Rogers
Dive Leader - Richard Porter, Tim Ahern, Dave the Dog
Sport Diver
Ocean Diver – Sean Mason, Lee Spencer, Andy Lovell, Peter,
Lucy
You can obtain a qualification card from the
BSAC website (saves taking your log book on holiday) they cost £10.50. http://www.bsac.org/services/qcardapp.pdf
Fish I.D. A new feature to help you identify stuff you see
A John Dory –
unmistakable, but you won’t see them very often – I’ve seen 2 in 200+ dives


A diving related poem
The ocean loudly roars,
It’s a sound not easily forgotten.
But so
would you loudly roar,
If you
had crabs on your bottom.
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